BEFORE I ARRIVED AT CLASSIC ROCK 101.1: I was, and still am, a College Professor teaching Media Arts. I also teach Media Ethics which is not an oxymoron.
IF YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE, WHAT WOULD WE FIND: A warning sign from DHEC based on the condition my teenagers’ rooms.
I ENJOY PARTICIPATING IN THE FOLLOWING LEGAL ACTIVITIES: Nap time and reading books with large print and lots of pictures.
WHAT IS YOUR "THEORY OF MUSIC?: Music is the universal language, and love is the key to brotherhood and peace, and understanding and livin' in harmony…and you can dance to it.
BEST CONCERT I HAVE ATTENDED: Paul McCartney, best concert ever!!!! The best SHOW was actually Reba McEntire. I was dragged to her concert kicking and screaming, but I enjoyed it. I still don’t like her music and I never have admitted I liked the show to anyone until now. There, I feel better already.
5 ONE- SENTENCE STORIES ABOUT MY ONSTAGE EXPERIENCES:
1. Always keep your wallet with you; don’t leave it in the dressing room.
2. Remember, the crowd did not come to see the best MC in the world.
3. If you never heard of the opening act, make double sure you can pronounce their name(s.)
4. Don’t eat the brownies.
5. That’s right, security never heard of you, either.
FREAKY THOUGHTS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD: When they put me in charge of CNN, the STORY will be: "A PLANE IS MISSING. WE DON'T KNOW WHY. NO AMOUNT OF SPECULATION WILL HELP INFORM ANY ONE. WHEN WE FIND OUT WHY, WE WILL TELL YOU. UNTIL THEN ALL WE KNOW IS A PLANE IS MISSING AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR IT. BACK TO YOU, WOLF. "
FAVORITE FOODS: Pizza, trail-mix and burritos, not necessarily at the same time.
TELL US SOMETHING NOT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT CLASSIC ROCK 101.1: They wanted my on-air name to be Woody Johnson.
WHERE I WEB SURF REGULARLY: Huffington Post, CNN.com, The Weather Channel, BeatleNews.com, GoComics.com, DoctorWhoTV.com: Yeah, I’m a middle-aged nerd and my children are ashamed.
TOP 5 MOVIES: Caddyshack, Any Movie with Klingons in it, A River Runs Through It, ALL the Batman movies, even the one with George Clooney, Animal Crackers: (actually more than 5, but who’s counting?)
TOP 5 IN “ROCK N ROLL” HEAVEN: George Harrison, John Lennon, Keith Moon, John Entwistle, and Freddie Mercury. Now that would be a band.
TURN ONS: All things Beatles, and the new Hurricane Mop. It really works and they DID NOT pay me to say that.
TURN OFFS: Liver, Asparagus and day-time TV: all will be forced down one’s throat in Hell.