Larry Wilson

  Larry Wilson tries to corral the John Boy & Billy Big Show from 6am to 10am in the mornings, then gently rocks you to sleep at night from 6pm to midnight.  Did we say gently?  Yeah... right!  And check out Larry's sarcastic view on the world and his desires to "thin the herd" on his blog!
Posts from March 2012


On The Road - Hardees of Boilg Springs


The two Fridays have been great thanks to the fine folks at Hardees.

They invited us out to the Spartanburg and Boiling Springs stores to help introduce the "Thickburger" to the Upstate,  During those two lunchtime remotes i got to meet some very nice listeners as well as the staff members.

Here are a few pics of the event yesterday in Boiling Springs.













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The 2012 Stella Awards
 
It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'!
 
For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico, where she purchased coffee.

You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know the kind of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy
 
 
Here are the Stellas for this past year -- 2011
 
 
*SEVENTH PLACE*
 
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store.
 
The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
 
 
* SIXTH PLACE *
 
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.
Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
 
* FIFTH PLACE *
 
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut.
Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case
of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's
insurance company claiming Undue Mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. 
 
*FOURTH PLACE*
 
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th place in the
Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard.
 
Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
 
* THIRD PLACE *
 
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania - A jury ordered a
Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a
spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone.
 
The reason the soft drink was on the floor?  Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. Whatever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?
 
*SECOND PLACE*
 
Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her 12,000....  oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.
 
 
 
Ok. Here we go!! Drum roll ...
 
 
* FIRST PLACE *
 
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv
Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home.
On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich.  Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owners manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set.
 
The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down? $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

These are examples of why no one should EVER want me on jury duty.
 
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Two Wheel Update

Weeknights at 7:30 we do the “Two wheel Update”.  It’s a 60 second look at upcoming events with a motorcycle focus. 

The folks at Cherokee Cycles in Greer sponsor the break and I REALLY appreciate them.





 




If you would like to let others know what’s going onwith your club, group or organization, (Toy runs, Poker runs, Parties, etc) then shoot me the info:
 

Feel free to post flyers as pics on my facebook page: larrywilson101, email me, or U.S. Mail to:


Larry Wilson / Two Wheel Update
Entercom Upstate
25 Garlington Road
Greenville, SC 29615

 

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